loudest whiners
Andrew Wortman’s DOGE Tantrum: Making Enemies Famous, One Tweet at a Time
He’s not wrong about the chaos—agencies are scrambling to track every stapler under DOGE’s watchful eye—but targeting the little guys? That’s peak Andrew: loud, petty, and missing the forest for the trees.
Chris Hayes: The MSNBC Whiner Addicted to X’s Chaos
The dry truth? Chris is a loud loser who’s hooked—griping about X’s “sewer” while wading in it, he’s a pundit past his prime, yelling into a void that doesn’t care.
Alyssa Milano: The Anti-Musk Flip-Flopper Who Can’t Stay Away
The dry truth? Alyssa’s a loud loser who can’t commit—swearing off X, then sneaking back to scream, she’s a walking contradiction in yoga pants.
Don Lemon: The Threads Tantrum That Won’t Quit
I’d sympathize, but he’s still tweeting—er, Threading—about it, proving he can’t quit the circus he claims to hate. It’s like leaving a party in a huff, then yelling through the window about how terrible it is inside.
Ron Watkins: The QAnon Clown Who Won’t Quit X
This guy’s a legend in the worst way. Son of 8chan’s Jim Watkins, Ron’s a coder-turned-conspiracy evangelist who maybe—maybe—was Q, dropping cryptic “trust the plan” crumbs for the MAGA faithful.
Brian Stelter: The Blue-Check Corpse Who Won’t Rest
Blue check gleaming, he’d tut-tut at Fox News, sip his latte, and bask in the glow of verified clout. Life was good—ratings were decent, X loved him....
Keith Olbermann: The Countdown to Nobody Caring
So where’s Keith at in 2025? Probably in Brownsville, Texas, if his X tirades about Starbase are any hint, raging at Musk’s rockets from a ranch that’s seen better days.