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Trump’s Triumphant Yapping: Congress Gets a Golden Shower of Words
2025 politics is a three-ring sh*tshow—Trump’s the ringmaster juggling lies, Anonymous is chucking stale popcorn, and we’re all stuck in the nosebleeds, popcorn soggy.
Trump’s English-Only Order: A Linguistic Tax on a Nation Too Tired to Care
Trump’s betting English is the glue for a nation that’s less “E pluribus unum” and more “E pluribus argue-um” lately.
Zelensky’s White House Shoutfest: Trump Turns Talks into Tantrum Time
Beneath the shouting, there’s real meat—Ukraine’s dangling its minerals for U.S. support, and Trump’s dangling “peace” for Ukraine’s surrender.
Pam Bondi’s X Vanishing Act: A Silent Retreat from Epstein’s Binder Blunder
The influencers keep tweeting, Luna keeps griping, and Bondi’s mute X account sits there, a digital tombstone to a transparency pledge gone sideways.
Jeffrey Epstein’s Party List: A Rolodex of Regret We Can’t Unread | Part 1:3
It’s a parade of power players, celebs, and nobodies who partied—or “extracurricularly activitied”—with a guy whose RSVP meant private jets and private islands...