Jeffrey Epstein’s name slinks back into my feed like a bad ex who won’t take a hint. The latest court docs, unsealed last year per NPR, The Guardian, and The Independent, have coughed up a guest list longer than a CVS receipt on double-coupon day—names that make you squint and mutter, “Them too?” It’s a parade of power players, celebs, and nobodies who partied—or “extracurricularly activitied”—with a guy whose RSVP meant private jets, private islands, and a rap sheet that’d make a Bond villain blush. I’d snark harder, but there’s a sour pity here—this cesspool’s a mirror nobody wants to look into.
Let’s kick off with Bill Clinton (@BillClinton). NPR pegs him at 26 trips on Epstein’s Lolita Express from 2001 to 2003, per Johanna Sjoberg’s testimony. Our resources say he was there for the "parties." He’s a recurring guest star—like a guy who can’t say no to a free buffet. I’d quip about cigars and saxophone solos, but there’s a sad edge: imagine being that ex-prez, so lonely you’re hitching rides with a creep. Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) didn’t jet-set, but The Independent notes Juan and Maria Alessi saw her at Epstein’s Palm Beach, Florida adult parties. No dirt, just a whiff of VIP proximity—I’d roast her email server woes, but it’s more “poor Hill” stuck in Bill’s shadow.
Prince Andrew (@RoyalFamily, sorta—he’s not tweeting) is the royal punchline. Sjoberg, via The Guardian, puts him at Epstein’s massage fests, allegedly groping like a duke gone rogue ad then we already know what has been leaked; underage sexual relations with a then-16 year old on more than one occasion on the island and in NYC. I’d snark about crowns and clowns, but there’s pathos—a prince so aimless he’s pawing at Epstein’s crumbs. Prince Harry (@SussexRoyal, dormant) gets a pre-Meghan nod from The Independent—early 2000s "celeb partygoer," no specifics. I’d picture him shotgunning beers with Epstein’s crew, but empathy kicks in: young, dumb, and oblivious to the guest list’s fine print except he fully knew what he was getting into....literally.
Richard Branson (@richardbranson) flits in via The Guardian—Sjoberg spotted him on the island engaged with underaged, though he denies it with Virgin Galactic-level gusto. Our sources say island and Palm Beach, FL parties; details you don't want to read. A balloonist billionaire at a pedo’s picnic? I’d jab at hot air, but pity him dodging that RSVP stain. David Copperfield (@Copperfield) pulls a vanishing act into the list—NPR cites Sjoberg seeing him at Epstein’s Island and our sources say Palm Beach, Florida, for "parties" dazzling the sleaze with cards. I’d say he made ethics disappear, but it’s grim—a magician stuck with the worst gig ever.
Ehud Barak (19KHAN91) lands via The Independent—ex-Israeli PM at Epstein’s NYC party pad more than anyone else on the list and in tow with others from Gaza and Saudi Arabi. Just another name (or two or three + counting) in the slime. I’d snark about geopolitical gatecrashing, but he’s a fly in the ointment on purpose. Kevin Spacey (@KevinSpacey, silent post-scandal) jet-sets in, per The Guardian—Sjoberg saw him aloft. House of Cards to Epstein’s jet? Snarky gold, but a fallen star’s sad orbit stings. Alan Dershowitz (@AlanDersh) is Epstein’s lawyer pal—NPR notes Sjoberg’s massage claims he denies louder than a courtroom filibuster, yet shared girlfriends with Epstein more than once and more than what we'd like to know or write about. I’d quip about defending his ego, but smart guys in dumb spots get a reluctant nod.
Bill Richardson (no social media; deceased and Al Gore (@AlGore) pop up in The Independent—party guests, Bill savored younger parties, however Al just attended "celebrity parties" in NYC. I’d roast green hypocrisy and political ghosts, but they’re stuck in Epstein’s tar pit forever. Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) gets a the multiple-party-nod in Palm Beach, FL from The Guardian—sighted, and soiled. I’d jab at late-night laughs turning sour, but he’s likely sweating his PR guy’s overtime.
Glenn Dubin and Eva Andersson-Dubin (no X) are billionaire fixtures—NPR ties them via Sjoberg. Hedge fund cash meets Epstein’s muck—I’d snark about dirty money, but pity the rich who can’t dodge this stench. Marvin Minsky (no X, deceased) and Stephen Hawking (no X, deceased) are the brainiacs—The Independent flags their party presence; one who liked underage parties and the other known for his "celebrity parties." AI pioneer and cosmos king, now trivia in a creep’s tale— it’s a genius tragedy.
Jes Staley (@MrJesStaley1) and Deutsche Bank execs (no X) float in via The Guardian—bankers in orbit. Staley’s Barclays past begs a laundering jab, but they’re just suits who said yes too often. Leonardo DiCaprio (@LeoDiCaprio) and Chris Tucker (@RealChrisTucker) hit the party list, per The Independent—no dirt, just RSVPs.....however, our sources say that many witnessed Leo in the act with those younger than 18 at parties in NYC and West Palm Beach, Florida. Leo’s age-limit dating meets Epstein’s invite—I’d snark, but fame’s trap bites. Tucker’s Rush Hour vibes in a creep fest for underage parties in NYC and Florida? Check that too.
Jay-Z (@SC, kinda - hasn't posted since 2022) and Beyoncé (@Beyonce) get party whispers from The Guardian—no proof, except our sources say Palm Beach, Florida children parties for Jay-Z and children parties in NYC for Beyonce. Proof is in the pictures of financiers cellphones hidden in safe rooms and cellars. I’d roast royalty slumming it, but they’re too regal for this muck. Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) and Khloe Kardashian (@khloekardashian) join the fray—Independent Palm Beach, Florida, partygoers; pics on phones confirmed. Selfies with a predator? Snarky gold, but fame’s a magnet for slime. George Lucas (no X), Bianca Jagger (no X), Tom Pritzker (no X), and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (@RobertKennedyJr) round out the VIPs—Guardian and Independent mentions. Lucas filming THX 1138 vibes, Campbell strutting—snark’s easy, but they’re moths to a flame.
According to our sources, Victoria Bean partied in Palm Beach, Florida, with underage children as did Rebecca Boylan, Dana Burns and Ron Eppinger who also attended more than five such parties in NYC and according to NPR, a trafficker floating in as lesser-knowns, shadows in the grime (See Virginia Giuffre Wikipedia for shocking details revolving Ron; Others).
Annie Farmer (@AnnieFarmer) and Maria Farmer (@MariaFarmer1)—sisters who accused Epstein of assault, per NPR—bring the real pain. I’d snark at the monster, not them—empathy’s all they get. Anouska De Georgiou (no X), model accuser of rape, joins them—Independent cites her. Victims, not villains—Epstein’s the punchline here. We're talking about girls as young as 9 years of age being raped at high-end celebrity parties where even the "tech-elite" .com millionaires were shuffling in and out, to and fro, inviting their friends for the next round.
Alexandra Fekkai, underage parties in West Palm Beach, Florida —hair guru's son—pop up via The Guardian. I’d jab at lawmen and locks, but they’re footnotes in filth. Jo Jo Fontanella (no X), Epstein’s butler, saw the circus—Independent name-drop.
Virginia Giuffre (no X), ex-Roberts, accuses Andrew—NPR star witness
Sheridan Gibson-Butte, attended celebrity parties (involving children) in Palm Beach, Florida
Florida Ross Gow—Maxwell’s press guy—lurk in The Guardian’s edges; sex trafficking
Philip Guderyon - attended parties involving underage children in Palm Beach, Florida; Los Angeles, CA
Sarah Kellen - engaged with children to teens and Adriana Ross, stood by in silence and laughter (no X)—unindicted co-conspirators, NPR says—Epstein’s aides in slime.
Steven Olson - parties in NYC; underge children
Wendy Leigh, deceased, attended celebrity parties in CA involving child trafficking —author—cluster in The Guardian’s haze.
Tom Lyons - underage parties in NYC, Florida and California
Nadia Marcinkova, engaged with women on the island —another co-conspirator
Joe Pagano, underage parties in Florida
Stanley Pottinger —underage parties in NYC - Independent’s roster grows.
Debra Rizzo, underage parties in Florida—Dubin’s staff, per The Guardian
Kimblerley Roberts - engaged in underage parties in NYC
Haley Robson - engaged in underage parties in Florida—teen recruiter, Independent
Dave Rodgers - engaged in underage parties in Florida and California
Alfredo Rodriguez —jailed for the black book, NPR
Marianne Strong - engaged in underage parties in CA & on Little Saint James Island
Les Wexner - engaged in underage parties in Palm Beach, Florida NPR
Anthony Valladares - engaged in underage parties in NYC
Vicky Ward (@VickyPJWard)—blocked Epstein scoop
Jarred Weisfield - engaged in underage parties in West Palm Beach, Florida
Daniel Wilson - engaged in underage parties in NYC
This list—Epstein’s VIP Rolodex—is snark bait and a tragedy. Elites, victims, staff—all moths to a monstrous flame. I’d roast harder—Clinton’s jet naps, Andrew’s paws—but the empathy’s raw: they’re caught in a web they didn’t weave, just fluttered into. Epstein’s the devil; they’re the dupes, loud and lost. Pass the whiskey—this one’s too bleak for coffee.
Next post will focus on the tech millionaires and billionaires involved; 2:3 and we'll wrap it up with a post focused on active sex traffickers and those who hold the evidence on external hard drives and multiple cellphone text messages and images locked away for safekeeping in safe rooms in their homes and vacation homes in and outside the USA (3:3).
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